Kirked

To support something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune

Guy: I think people should get 20 years for assault even in self defence it doesnt matter.

Guy2: really?

Guy: NO MATTER WHAT!

Guy2: whatever man.

Guy: *gets into a altercation and it arrested.

Guy: Aw man not fair, I was protecting myself.

Guy2: REALLY! You just got Kirked

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

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When you buy a mint majesty tea then cum in it. Then while fucking a girl make her drink the mint majesty then karate chop her neck so she spits it out on your dick.

"Babe when I come home ima give you the kirk you"

by anonymous November 4, 2025

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practicing the preachings on the preacher

"I fully acknowledge and admit when you allow gun ownership, you're gonna have gun deaths. There is a cost to liberty."

"counting or not counting gang violence?"

... get kirked LOL

by fuhdakkk September 16, 2025

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Kirk

A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.

"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"

by anonymous December 20, 2023

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someone has died from getting shot in the neck, and there was no going back they're gone. they got kirked.

"Did you see how Dejon died?!"

"Yes brooo he got kirked"

by vyliewillneverlie September 13, 2025

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weirdo on twitter who once had a smiley face cult, overuses the same memes, is a 00:00 enthusiast, and a pretty cool guy who let this AMAZING girl ella play life is strange on his account

kirk? you mean the guy who had the odd smiley face cult?

by chubella July 22, 2020

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