When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.
"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."
by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018
Get the Brass Giraffemug. When someone is acting like an idiot or acting foolish. Most commonly yelled into a fake walkie-talkie.
by rockynuts December 4, 2017
Get the Brass P*ssymug. You use Brass as a term to insult something or something, someone could be brass or something could be brass.
by itsyoursidechickbitch January 4, 2015
Get the Brassmug. A cocktail made with tequila, grapefruit juice, and an I.P.A. Name derived from brass monkey (a drink made from beer and orange juice reference in the Beastie Boys song of that same name) and a paloma (a drink made from grapefruit juice and tequila).
by Pseudoratsofnym September 14, 2020
Get the Brass palomamug. When someone doesn't give a damn anymore. Similar to someone "zerofucksgiven"
Brass is a beautiful metal when polished and can be used to decorate things. When someone has no brass, it means they are raw, bad to the bone, and don't give a rats ass.
Brass is a beautiful metal when polished and can be used to decorate things. When someone has no brass, it means they are raw, bad to the bone, and don't give a rats ass.
This kid was driving over curbs and doing improper u-turns, speeding like a bat out of hell... Kids got no brass dude!
Also: Did you hear the way this punk talks to the big dogs!? Bro he has absolutely no brass! The audacity is through the roof!
Also: Did you hear the way this punk talks to the big dogs!? Bro he has absolutely no brass! The audacity is through the roof!
by Subiedoo November 7, 2020
Get the no brassmug. Low caliber thinking that produces high caliber results. A combination of brain thinking and ass thinking. Like that time? At band camp? When you came up with the jackass idea of hiding your weed in the oregano jar in the mess hall, and they cooked spaghetti that night, and the whole camp got baked and it was awesome?
by Poe Toaster March 6, 2013
Get the Brass Thinkingmug. by James B. Beam May 27, 2023
Get the talk a tin ear off a brass monkeymug.