shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

Subway Brains

To lack intelligence and the common sense of direction like the workers at the Cross Lake, MN Subway.

Customer - I would like a six inch spicy Italian with no tomato.
Subway Worker - One six inch spicy Italian with extra tomatoes.
Customer - Subway Brains.......

by Fisher-Z June 2, 2015

tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.

Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.

by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010

brain overload

Too much information or stimulus in a short amount of time.

My brain overload due to all the reading I've done.

by tiggrnut93 January 14, 2016

brain lint

Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

My brain lint isn't marketable but I'm damn fine at trivial pursuit.

by James1976 October 25, 2007

poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense

this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains

by littlejimmie May 2, 2019

oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018