nick valensi

deffinition of perfection







...hes good on guitar too

sex on a fucking stick

by ruth cassell March 23, 2004

Midwest Nice

A concept that is not well understood in coastal areas of the United States or frankly anywhere next to an ocean. It is a manner of non-confrontationally addressing a situation that is somehow annoying in a passive-aggressive manner that is subtle enough to be considered friendly.

For example, if someone says "You're fine" it almost certainly means you're doing something to annoy them. "Let me sneak past you" means you're someone's way." "I can wait" means you need to hurry up. "You sure that's a good idea?" means it is not a good idea, and you look stupid.

I dropped some Midwest Nice on this guy from Maryland. He error coded 404 because he was unsure if I was being nice or just wanted him to make a damn decision already.

by tiredafman September 8, 2020

Clean up nice

What somebody says to you when you’re dressed up and looking good

You: *dressed up for a special occasion*

Somebody: You clean up nice!

You: Thanks! You don’t look half bad yourself.

by Satan!t December 10, 2020

Nice Curves

Is a guy saying he likes your boobs... I learned from experience... so he could say it randomly or at a time when you're doing things... this is for all em' ladies out there

Hey girl, nice curves😏😉

by Dancer_chic69 April 23, 2017

nice pasta

An abbreviated form of the phrase "that's a nice pasta" used to denote something generally pleasing. Similar in usage to "cool beans."

Friend: check it out I just got an A on the algeabra test
Me: oh nice pasta, man!

by cnyh_8 August 24, 2020

Nick Sposato

He is someone from Maryland. we call him ThePoppingWaffle. He is definately a Nagga!

Oh dude look its a Nick Sposato. Gross!

by Jimmy Jager November 5, 2010

nice and knower

Being extremely good at anything, the highest compliment that can be recieved amongst mortal and immortal beings.

God: Wow this guy is a nice and knower, he saved the earth two times.

by The Straight April 17, 2017