nettititus

someone who lashes out on you or someone for idiotic reasons.

You: "WTF, who's gonna spend $20 on food for your birthday?!"
Me: "Damn, don't be going nettititus just for $20! We spent $30 on your damn birthday dinner!"

by bitter slut April 29, 2009

nettipot santorum

after working up a generous wad of santorum the male top pulls out from the other man's dilated dirtstar, and quickly moves to his face to deposit the load into his partner's mouth. he ever-so-forcefully rams his fleshsword into his partner's throat, eliciting a gag reflex, which projects the santorum-infused semen out of his partner's nostrils, a la netti pot.

Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.

by beanporn January 8, 2012

Nettings

When you are smoking weed before you go to bed.

Nettings at Solvang

by Nettings November 26, 2018

Nettia

The meaning of the name Nettia is derived from the Hebrew name Anne it means He “ GOD” has favored me. Nettia’s are usually very social people everyone knows them. who are comical they will all ways seem to get a laugh or two out of you. They are also very blunt they can and will not hesitate to be straightforward even if it might upset you. Nettia’s are originals not like any other people you might meet they are also destined for greatness. Nettia’s are sometimes also very stubborn people who stand by anything and everything they do or might say.

“Hey do you know Nettia?” “Yes everyone knows Nettia she’s so funny”

by The_kidsilk November 23, 2021

Nettie

A Nettie is someone who is an attention seeking nause, who never brings anything to the party, will never buy a round and moans about their many dietary restrictions. A Nettie is basically an energy vampire and an oxygen thief.

Don't be a Nettie!

by Flarty pants July 16, 2022

nettienut

When a male ejaculates in one nose hole and it comes out the other.

Man I got her with the nettienut and she can breathe now!

by Favmsa April 20, 2024

Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.

"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."

by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024