by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.
by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Scott and Ness <3
To best friends that have made a band called the pathetic virgins and still haven’t made music <3
Both are (trans)
To best friends that have made a band called the pathetic virgins and still haven’t made music <3
Both are (trans)
by Shitfart78 July 26, 2021

I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."
by LaneEndsHere January 11, 2022

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.
"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"
"Dude is a total Ness God"
by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021

by n1Nessfan May 6, 2023
