painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

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Neilson

the brand of 0% sugar chocolate milk my mom bought me. Tastes gross

Neilson 0% sugar chocolate milk should be cancelled.

by fendee November 13, 2020

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neil meal

N. A meal you are completely unsure about, but have to eat out of respect. Even if its the rankest thing to touch your lips, it must be consumed. MUST BE COMPLIMENTED as well.

"Holy f#$%ing sh!#! What is this?! It's moving!! ...That's not cheese."

"Shh- it's a neil meal... now shut up, Neil's coming back..."

"Yum, Neil.... very... good."

by gemevie February 4, 2009

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When someone steps on your freshly groomed and smoothed ski or snowboard drop-in run and makes a huge imprint which looks like the notorious shot of Neil Armstrong's footprint on the moon. The similarities are uncanny!

You have just finished smoothing out the drop-in line for snowboarding a handrail and then your buddy walks straight across the freshly smoothed run-in, making a huge impression of his boot smack in the middle of the run-in. At that point you shout "you just Neil Armstronged the drop in line bro!"

by Fringe Lab February 22, 2014

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