Napoleon

A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia

Wow dude,you got the girl prego? Nice job Napoleon...

by Louis and Clark January 5, 2008

Napoleon Wanker

An unusually large Wanker owned by either a top or somebody with double X chromosones who is very commanding.

You know Billy? The ex-con? I heard he's got one of those Napoleon Wankers!

by CaptainQwark January 5, 2005

Naples Pap

One who resembles a placenta-flesh eating skinny faggot who twirls around naked in hallways to impress other men who charm their anacondas to his presense. Furthermore, he enjoys sucking cock for coke to make him feel like the almighty god of anal bleeders. Despite his fag loving fetish he also craves the g-spot of 10 year old girls---yet he is unable to recieve this desire because of the 9 inch cranberry man twatted juice flavored dildo constantly jammed in his brown eye. Despite all these flaws, he is greately expected to win the noble price of being the first personn to have the ablity to literally make his bald guy puke by jackin off to an object--not a person.

Silly Sally: Oh no! My 10 year old niece, Jasmine's g-spot has been penetrated again...

Mr. Chitel: Fuck! Another Naples Pap came here yesterday!!!

by Herick Fjelstad January 23, 2008

Napolean-ass

stupid people who are obsessed with napolean dynomight nd wont shut the fuck up. theese people NEED to be KILLED! its the people who talk like him know all the words to the movie and monolog EVERYTHING he says.

1) "can i bowrrow your chapstick .. but my lips hurt real bad!"
2) "frikkin idiot"
3) "GOSH" your such a loser

and more movie phrases with ur own retarded twist.

by Kitty Minky May 8, 2005

napoleon complex

A backwoods term for a short white man who acts black, i.e. "Wigger". Napoleon complex (also Napoleon syndrome) describes a type of inferiority complex suffered by caucasian men who are short and/or suffer from erectile dysfunction. Characteristics include lying to inflate importance i.e. "I have a red corvette. It's in the shop right now.", sporting the "bling", recording rap songs, and using a "street name" on the internet i.e. "Quad XXX", "QuadrupleX", Eminem, Vanilla Ice.

Shit mang, that wigga is 4ft tall and said he bangs ho's like Brianna Banks. He gots da napoleon complex.

by Joseph Fanning November 6, 2006

napoleon dynamite

A movie that was an indie-flick. For about ten seconds after its release. Then everybody and there stupid prep brother saw it and immediatly started overrquoting/misquoting it. Now every prep or emo pretends to be deep and relate to the movie. This movie was stolen from the indie kids! Its our movie bitches!

prep:Did you see Napoleon Dynamite 16 yet.
emo:ya that movie was so deep, i like cried for eight hours.
anyindiekidinU.S.A:both of you stfu that was originally an indie flick and you both fuckin know it.
emo:oh man (cries)

by zack novark October 29, 2006

napoleon dynamite

a good movie that isnt funny after the second time that has absoutley no plot

"Tina you fat lard! Come and eat!"
"Aww but my lips hurt real bad!"

by um...no comment January 13, 2005