Nan

An absolute banker of a bet. Otherwise known as a Nanker, thus abbreviated to Nan.

Chorley FC to get relegated at 1/1, that’s a bluddi nan.

by MahatmaNandhi January 15, 2018

nans

shenanigans

I call nans on that story, bro.

by jesusatemysister January 24, 2018

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

appreciation nan day

today show everyone that your Nan is the best and tell her why and maybe give her flowers

can you meet
no sorry it’s appreciation nan day
oh yea same tell your Nan she’s the best
and you

by O1.21do.one October 6, 2021

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

Sara Nan

Sara Nan is a person that defines many words, godess, queen, weird, only the best. If you find a Sara Nan dont lose sight of her, because miracles like her only happen once in a lifetime. That wont be such a problem if you find yourself on the dance floor though. Because of the imaculate sunshine coming from her perfect body.

Person 1: who is that?

Person 2: Are you dumb!? It is obviously the queen Sara Nan!

by Kirmilita January 15, 2022

Pull a Nan

To lie about the content of an upcoming test; to reel in

"Did you see the DBQ?" Andrew
"Yeah, I guess our teacher wanted to Pull a Nan! She said Nixon would never be on the exam!" Rachel
"Man, she reeled you in." Andrew

by David Mccullough September 20, 2012