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Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.
I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.
by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021
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The Jewish Pipeline

You've heard of the Sunflower Sour Tower right? Where the girls lay one on top of the other and yada yada ya?
Well now we have the Jewish Pipeline. Where at least 5 guys lay down, from fat to skinny, and the girl sucks em all down the line.
Drunk jennifer was at a party of mostly drunk guys and declared it's time for her to take the Jewish Pipeline
by HighSyd April 17, 2022
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Jewish Blowie

When a Jew females nose is so large, she cannot reach the penis of the Jewish mans small penis, therefore must perform felatio sideways.
Morse gave Felix a Jewish Blowie last week.
by Jewjob1000 January 21, 2021
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Jewish Corndog

Where your stuff your dick inside a Jewish person butthole and they start shitting as it comes out, so your penis will be the stick and the person has to deep throat the penis and then take bites from the sides until the penis is fresh.
I can't believe I actually got to do the Jewish Corndog last night!
by The Grand Wizard Man June 11, 2022
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Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.
Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."
by N0 $C4M June 3, 2018
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Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.
Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010
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Jewish Kamikaze

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!
by milky Straws April 23, 2009
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