you. You're the simp.
by splashmountainigga February 02, 2022
Layla: Lets go to the park
sally: I can’t Its my Fifth anniversary This week with Aiden!
Layla: Stop being a simp!
sally: I can’t Its my Fifth anniversary This week with Aiden!
Layla: Stop being a simp!
by Ebonydebaddie October 13, 2020
Noun.
Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."
"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
by Fuhrer Hund May 01, 2021
A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.
Not to be confused with common human decency.
Not to be confused with common human decency.
“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“
by Heathenous Scoundrel April 23, 2020
Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention
by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 02, 2022
by Yes ;) April 18, 2022