tomato sandwich

Marijuana, bud, weed, green, etc.

Friend #1: Hey K, do you have any tomato sandwiches?

Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.

by Rabid Frog August 06, 2009

tomatoe salad

When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up

After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.

by Randizzal October 07, 2006

macaroni and tomatoes

A true Southern delicacy. Macaroni and tomatoes consists of elbow pasta, home-canned tomatoes and a good amount of vegetable shortening if made properly. It is generally seasoned with salt, and served with cornbread. Salmon patties can be served as a side.

I can't wait to go back home, my grandmother made macaroni and tomatoes.

by Jasonmisseshiskitty September 02, 2008

Tomato Sauce

good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka Italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by Jewish people.

Italian person: "My mom makes the best pasta."

Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.

(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)

I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.

by I hate Tomato Sauce July 20, 2010

kansas tomato

having sex with someone during their period

little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah

by a ly August 14, 2006

Tomato Sex

This definition is written for Austin. Tomato Sex is the act of taking two people, preferably Kayleigh and Katrina, and a bag of tomatoes. Cut it in the left abdomen above the seed sack but not too deep or this process will fail you you greatly. Then take the small black steak knife and poke in and out of the vagina shaped tomato. This will be causing the tomato to juice and make the plate or whatever surface your operating on very wet. Then you take salt and add it to the juices, making a sperm-like liquid, thats much less thick. Then you lick it all up. Like a jizzbitch. Nom nom. WE LOVE YOU AUSTIN. :)

-Kayleigh and Katrina

January 24,
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"

by Kayleigh G. and Katrina G. January 24, 2009

Bob the tomato

Bob the Tomato (or Bob the Termater as his friends call it) is a fruit that claims he is a veggie but isn't. He is in his own retarted little show called Veggietales. He hangs out with a retarted cucumber name Larry (or Scary Larry as some people call it) and is always talking about random crap that vegetables (or in this case, a fruit that has gone to the dark side) aren't supposed to talk about. He drugged Larry along with himself, which is why they are always going on random retarted fantasies and why Larry thinks he is a "superhero". He also does not understand the concept about what the difference is between inanimate objects and living things because he frequently talks to a computer (probably running Windows '93) named Qwerty (yeah, real creative Big Idea studios). He is now in an even more crappy spinoff called Veggietales: In the house, which is only featured on Netflix (for those of you on the dark side) and Fruitflix. Bob the tomato is also a part time model. Oh and he is gay for Larry. Bob the Tomato is dead

“Oh my god it’s red mcdaddy hammer otherwise known as bob the tomato”

by Shrekfangirl_123 January 21, 2019