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Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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Life

Is a path of lots of twists and turns but at one point you fall off a cliff.
by Big MoTo March 24, 2019
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life

something you don't have since you looked it up
by cantnevercould February 24, 2020
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Life

Sh¡t that no one cares about
Why do we have a life
by jonnE141 November 16, 2019
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Life.

1. The last place you see.
2. The first place you see.
3. It sucks.
"But life will get better. Don't worry. This is life."
by Hey! Life is meh. March 15, 2021
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Life

Something many people don't have and find meaningless.
You: Hey dude, you have a life?

Me: Nah.
by AlyssaOnAMisson July 27, 2019
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Life

by I stan standing stans September 6, 2020
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