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A pedos dream. MySpace is a place to sit all day and post chain messages saying "omgzzz if you dont repost this in 6.7 seconds, you will die by tonight!11!!1" Myspace is mostly a place for 14-20 year olds, but the stupid little sluts that are 11 and 12 years old come on to the site and dress in their 9 inch stelletos with their mini skirts and take pictures saying that they are 17, so hot college guys can comment then and say "Hey baby, you looking damn fine in that outfit, lets chill". Myspace is a gateway to the world, so little girls can give old men a good time. Mostly a place that is obsessed over by teens. Myspace is a place to post your badass pictures with your friends with captions that say “Hey, we are hardcore” You spend hours photoshopping you favorite pictures, then you post 15 bulletins saying how cool your pic is and promise your friends that if they comment you, you will comment them back. When you get in fights with people, you automatically go onto myspace so that you can delete them from your friends. Highy addicting.
Annie- "Hey Laura, check out this hot guy I found on Myspace!"
Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back!"
Annie- "oh my gosh maybe! Oh hey! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me"
Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."
Myspace by Ash uh lee January 4, 2007
Another stupid virus spreading website many teens use to feel better about themselves. Although it is very addicting and causes people to quit jobs, fail school, and lose all contact with the outside world. People still find it interesting to "whore" themselves to an extent until they become "famous". When most normal people don't care how many friends these people have, or how many upscale pictures they have of themselves. Fact: myspace will eventually take over the world.
A bulletin commonly found on myspace "HeY U GuYs CHCK OuT Mi N3W piX!! COmmEnt PLZ. Kthnx!"

(gag me)
myspace by Miss. Squizz July 25, 2007
1. A once great social networking site. 2. A site ruled by hackers, spammers, and scammers. 3. A web site that grew too fast to give a **** about it's users.
My, Myspace account was hacked again today... That is the 5th time this week!
Myspace by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
A place for friends!
~Hey, lets go on myspace.
~Okay
Myspace by S.T.E.P.H.A.N.I.E April 15, 2008
1. how you can be friends with Tila Tequila!!!!!

2.Aaand 25000 other strangers, consisting of 1% friendlies, 2%your REAL friends, and 97% pedophiles, rapists, and/or abductors (its usually losers and people at the bottom of the popularity chain who falls for the 97% category"
1. Bob-"wow! hey jeff, I became friends with tila tequila on myspace last night! WOW!!!!"
Jeff-"...wtf? so am i..."

2. Billy on myspace-"hi people! who wants to be friends with me?"
stranger-"hey...i see your..uh...13..yeh...i wanna be friends with you...in fact, i wanna meet you, face to face, since were suuuch good friends"
Billy-"yeh!!! im popular now!!!! *smiley face :)* where?"
stranger-"uuuuh..how about that dark alley between that brothel and the crackhouse down in sin city?"
Billy-"yeh! i have a feelign were gonna be BFF's!!!!"
myspace by dble_w June 18, 2008
1. An addicting site that is overused by 90% of the people who use, 10% use it responsibly, but is hated by everyone who doesn't have one. Most use it to talk to friends when they can go visit but, others whore themselves up and add everyone they can find. The majority of people on it are in fact regular and only the emos have a billion emo friends, outside that circle, everyone is normal. It's a good place to share pics from a concert or other event that everyone went to so u only have to post them once for everyone to see rather than 10 billion emails.

2. You have one, or your friends will force you to make one at knifepoint

3. A site that non-users make fun of because they cant have one

4. Its like Facebook, but actually good and fun to go on.
1.
Person 1: Do you have those pics from last night?
Person 2: Yeah go check em out on my myspace, Persons 3-20 already viewed and added them.

2.
Friend: hey whats your myspace url?
You: I dont have one
Friend: *takes out knife* Make one now or this becomes part of ur back.

3.
Person 1: *blah blah blah blah Myspace blah blah blah
Person 2: hey did u say something about myspace?
Person 1: yes?
Person 2: MYSPACE IS GAY
Person 1: Your not allowed to get one are you?
Person 2: no......

4.
Person 1: Hey do you have a Facebook
Person 2: Why would I ever want one of those, I have a MySpace
Myspace by YourSpace October 13, 2008
MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
MySpace sucks ass
MySpace by applealex February 7, 2010