mutt da muck

The way a friend who speaks like a muppet would try to verbalize the phrase: "wtf".

"Hey, I heard Adam came out of the closet."
"Mutt da muck!"

by B.Money May 15, 2005

Mattresscide

Aiming your ejaculate at the mattress instead of releasing it inside of a female, thus risking impregnating said female.

Lebron James' father should have performed mattresscide instead of bringing that useless human into the world.

by BLKJAK June 16, 2011

Ground Mattress

A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is often under found a male soldier.

"Did you see the ground mattress in the other platoon?"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"

by Dickie613 February 10, 2009

Euro-Mutt

A racial slur against the general Caucasian population. Most often applies to North Americans of mixed decent since they have no actual one ethnic background they are acutally "mutt" of European decent.

Man Dave is from Half Irish, Half British and Half Polish decent, he's a Euro-Mutt.

by Orange September 21, 2003

Mattress Actress

A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")

Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!

by Ashley McGrath July 20, 2008

mutt face

A person who is very unattractive and resembles a dog in the face.

"Hey, that guy over there is checking you out."
"Which one? The redheaded guy or the one with the mutt face?"

by Themisfitchick August 28, 2007

Hairy Mutt

shave your pubic hair,comence to a pile, get head,blow your load all over her face,then tar and feather her face with your pubes.

"after my girl left the restroom, someone said oh look it's a hairy mutt, watch out."

by Mr. Clutch January 15, 2009