Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021

Mustard Salad

Wtf is a mustard salad

“Wth is a Mustard Salad”

by Abztrqct August 24, 2022

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

Mustard Service.

A very good band. They formed in 2015..They're in an indie band who make something they describe as "Zest Pop". It goes from rock, jazz, surf, funk or bossa nova. Very good band, very recommended. They have two albums, "Zest Pop" and "C'est la vie."

Person A: I love Mustard Service.
Person B: Me too, my favorite song is "Oh Honey Baby."

by zakkattak May 17, 2023

jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023

mustard plug

The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.

The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

mustard (drug)

a new drug that has been traced to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; the effect of this drug is to cause the user to go on a rape frenzy through physically and sexually aggressive behavior not normally exhibited by the individual using the drug

Another quality contribution to the world from Pittsburgh...

Yo dude, I heard Ben Roethlisberger is a mustard-head.

Hey man, you know where I could score some mustard? I'm fiendin...

Mustard (drug) is a drug causing a nationwide epidemic of drug-induced rapes.

by STOP THE MUSTARD October 29, 2010