smart muscle

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

by masedog February 3, 2008

beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

by S squared June 19, 2012

Sleek Puma Like Muscles

When a man is very attractive and the only way a girl can express his attractiveness is by envisioning the ferociousness of a member of the big cat family.

"Hey Olivia, did you see Stuart and David yesterday at the pool party?"
"Definitely, Sleek Puma Like Muscles everywhere!"

by #swagg September 5, 2011

Musclecar

Vehicle usually powered by large V8 engine

The Musclecar era never ends

by Musclecar August 31, 2003

muscle punk

In common jailhouse jargon, a very bulked-up man, who lifts weights every spare minute to make the time go by. He is usually otherwise feminine in all its hystrionic aspects. He uses the muscleman image so others won't mess with him---he initiates the sexual advances, or permissions. He uses the muscleman persona to throw you off, in that he likes it up the booty on the down low, but by no means wants to be stereotyped as a feminine homosexual.

"Man, don't be fooled by his looks. He is just a muscle punk. He looks like a brick-shithouse, but he will make you his bitch. See that even BIGGER guy at the end of the yard, the brick-shithouse is HIS bitch."

by vetusvates January 6, 2009

Muscle

To muscle is to pack some kind of weaponry; usually guns.

I'm up in some pussy, up out there muscle (ing) with uzi's- Rick Ross

by Gdub13 July 4, 2009

musclehead

An automotive enthusiast who believes in the philosophy that the bigger a car's engine, the better it is. Used in a perjorative fashion.

If you take 2 cars, one with a V-6 and one with a V-8, the stereotypical musclehead will always believe the car with the V-8 is better, even though the car with the V-6 may actually be faster for other reasons (lighter weight, higher displacement-to-horsepower ratio, turbos, superchargers, etc.), have better handling and response, etc.

by D.L. Crosse February 3, 2007