suck ass mule

Good for nothing, Lousy, stupid, dumb, messed up, all of the above

Ill be a wall eyed buck toothed bow legged suck ass mule!!

by driftkings rock November 10, 2009

Moscow Mule

A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.

Trump is such a Moscow Mule.

by FakeNews2019 March 22, 2019

Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

shimmy up the mule

1. Doing something pointless.
2. The term shimmy means to dance shaking from the shoulders. A mule is another word for donkey Aka ass. It literally means dancing with an ass. In modern lingo means dancing with a phat ass bitch.
3. Also refers to masterbating. Sometimes fantasizing about donkeys.

Tyler was feeling lonely so he desided to shimmy up the mule.
When I go out to clubs I shimmy up the mule.

by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

one eyed mule

A stubborn person or thing. From the old saying, "Stubborn as a one eyed mule."

I'm trying to get the jam open but this lid is stubborn as a one eyed mule!

by Dictive March 20, 2011

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006

pack mule

An Indian or other foreign woman used as a surogate for America parents.

My wife didnt want strech marks so we hired an Indian pack mule to incubate our child.

by David1965 October 1, 2010