PROTEIN MUFFIN

After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.

After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.

by proteinxxx October 15, 2008

garbage muffin

(n): A spoiled, entitled, bratty child of exceptionally rotten demeanor. Referring to a muffin that should have been discarded.

You should have seen the tantrum that was thrown by a garbage muffin I saw in Safeway!

"I hate you and you're stupid! I want candy, now!", screamed the Garbage Muffin.

Garbage Muffins aren't born, they're made.

by Joe Muffin August 5, 2009

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 7, 2008

muffin spack

running up to a complete stranger and fisting them

im gonna muffin spack that tranny

by mentrix August 4, 2012

Orange Muffin

Orange Muffin can mean whatever you like.

"He is SO orange muffin!"
(hot)

"It's really orange muffin of you to bring that up at a time like this."
(inappropriate)

by Ms. Muffin January 4, 2010

Muffin Freezer

A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.

Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:

Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.

Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.

The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.

by Sudsy Jugs Nosenhousen June 2, 2009

fart muffin

to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.

Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.

by CPE-33 April 28, 2006