Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-

“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”

by Discomation October 31, 2017

Muddy clapper

Were u clap ur cheeks and talk

Made by kai godden and brooklyn marynicz

I was in class and started doing the muddy clapper

by Brooklyn mmary February 24, 2018

Muddy Goldstein

When your nose accidentally goes into a chicks asshole while 69ing.

I was face deep in a hair box and she sat up and i gave her a muddy Goldstein

by pallet187/NsZ77 May 27, 2013

Muddy Snowball

When two men are doing anal and the top pulls out, cumming on the bottom’s balls.

I wished I cleaned myself better because that bastard muddy snowballed me and now my sheets are stained with shit and cum.

by Dr. NerdDare May 18, 2018

muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.

We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.

by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

muddy reindeer

Muddy reindeer - verb
Muddy reindeer must be performed with a white partner but it is the action of performing anal with someone who has diarrhea then pulling out to then push the head of your penis pressing the poop into their back to make it look like muddy reindeer tracks in deep snow.

Man I took Cynthia home and gave her the muddy reindeer last night, best and worst night ever!

by Dumbderk December 17, 2016