mooch cancer

a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.

In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.

Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.

"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"

by Nacon January 12, 2009

Mofocracy

The act of being a motherfucker

I have to go to the DMV today, but I hate all the mofocracy there.

by rollxnut July 4, 2009

Asian Monocle

Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.

alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.

girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".

guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"

by Eddy Jones January 18, 2009

motocycle hands

an obnoxious gesture featuring two raised hands positioned as if grasping the handles of a chopper-style motorcycle, typically followed by flexing of the right wrist, representing the throttle-- used primarily to indicate one's desire to get the fuck out, or 'GTFO'; an unspoken symbol of being fed-up with the bullshit in one particular area, and the intention of leaving that area with great urgency

"I'm fucking out of here!" *motocycle hands*
"I'm 'bout to take my lunch!" *motocycle hands*

by Beef Supremecy April 14, 2010

motochorro

Robber who steals while driving a motorcycle. Usually works alone or with a partner

Two motochorros stopped, one got down and pulled my bag. Then they scaped

by ATR perro cumbia cajetealagato December 25, 2019

motocrotch

A cocky motocrosser who thinks his shit don’t stink. Thinks KTMs are cool and has a tiny dick

Dylan is such a motocrotch, he cant stop going on about his KTMs and Britney Spears.

by DariaJane February 15, 2020

Mojocastle

The Magic House ~word is a portmanteau (pronounced /pɔrtˈmæntoʊ/ ( listen), plural: portmanteaus or portmanteaux) or portmanteau word is a blend of two (or more) words or morphemes into one new word.

Mojocastle has some off the hook books!

by bookchick August 12, 2011