Moses

Moses is a good brother and good friend you can always call or go to him for help he will always be by your side threw thick and thin

Moses is the greatest brother in the world and you are even lucky to have him as a friend and most people will say he is attractive or looks like a model but he is just a regular 22 year old brother

by Alice._.no November 21, 2021

moses

a ginger motherfucker who doesn't know what consent is or what empathy is or how to be a descent human being but claims he's a good christan. he also doesn't know how to make out and/or give hickeys. watch out for moses and/all gingers they all suck and are a leprechaun and like lucky charms.

oh look there's moses coming for your pot of gold while you are asleep, but make sure he doesn't get bored

by backseatboredjhonstonroom May 6, 2024

Mose

A pretty cool guy. He's smart and also looks down on everybody else. Nice but a little bit judgmental. But will give you his homework if you ask.

1. I can't find my homework
2. ask Mose, he always will give me his

by Boudleaux November 11, 2020

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank

Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite

by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018

Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009