by Tiggerely May 1, 2011
Get the Mermaid mug.The mermaid Filet is the process of opening the mermaid's tail. The girl ties her ankles together (making the mermaid tail) and the guy tries to enter her by any means necessary. The mermaid flips around on the floor like a fish out of water trying to avoid being speared.
by Ashdog January 5, 2009
Get the Mermaid Filet mug.An extraordinarily large or voluminous bowel movement. Named in part for the comic-strip Great Dane, known for his extreme size, and in part for duke, a shortening of the fecal synonym dookie.
"Be careful in that stall man, someone took a massive marmaduke in there. It's filling like 75% of the bowl, and they clearly left it there out of pride. Or maybe the toilet just gave up."
by Ambivalent1 May 2, 2014
Get the marmaduke mug.1- Abbreviation for Marmoset- a small monkey
2- An affectionate term
3- A red head's fuzzy armpit hair
To "marm" is to canoodle with your honey and snuggle/relax together.
2- An affectionate term
3- A red head's fuzzy armpit hair
To "marm" is to canoodle with your honey and snuggle/relax together.
by Sweet GirkN August 7, 2007
Get the Marma mug.by Melnyk December 28, 2007
Get the morman mug.an acronym which stands for "man-on-man action" typically describing a questionable amount of physical contact between 2 men.
my friend wanted me to go to his wrestling tournament, but i left after the first 15 minutes cause there was just too much MOMA goin on for my taste...
by johnny fresh June 4, 2007
Get the MOMA mug.Hair that is long, flowing, silky, healthy, and shiny. There are no split ends or fly-a-ways and it is incredibly soft. It is usually wavy. Mermaid hair looks good wet, too. Mermaid hair may be a component of extensions or natural hair, but wigs do not count. Natural mermaid hair is far more impressive than fake, wanna-be mermaid hair.
It takes patience and discipline to get mermaid hair, as most people are not born with it. One cannot use hair dyes, perms, other chemicals, or heat. Mermaid hair cannot be damaged. Vitamins and minerals may be taken to nourish new growth and coconut or argan oils may be used as humectants to help moisturize hair. Eat lots of protein, drink lots of water, and take a multivitamin. You may even want to consider keeping a shoe box filled with vitamins and minerals.
Trim dead/split ends so you don't end up with splitting, unhealthy hair strands. It's better to have healthy hair/ends than length any day, even for mermaid hair.
If you have hormonal imbalances or any form of alopecia (hormonal or hereditary,) it will be harder for you to obtain mermaid hair. Over-the-counter products like Rogaine can help women who've lost hair due to hormonal issues, but do not expect to get mermaid hair right away. Also, vitamin D and iron deficiencies can cause hair loss, so you may want to get blood tests done if you think supplements may help you get mermaid hair.
Do not use hair brushes. Instead, use wide-toothed combs or fro combs.
It takes patience and discipline to get mermaid hair, as most people are not born with it. One cannot use hair dyes, perms, other chemicals, or heat. Mermaid hair cannot be damaged. Vitamins and minerals may be taken to nourish new growth and coconut or argan oils may be used as humectants to help moisturize hair. Eat lots of protein, drink lots of water, and take a multivitamin. You may even want to consider keeping a shoe box filled with vitamins and minerals.
Trim dead/split ends so you don't end up with splitting, unhealthy hair strands. It's better to have healthy hair/ends than length any day, even for mermaid hair.
If you have hormonal imbalances or any form of alopecia (hormonal or hereditary,) it will be harder for you to obtain mermaid hair. Over-the-counter products like Rogaine can help women who've lost hair due to hormonal issues, but do not expect to get mermaid hair right away. Also, vitamin D and iron deficiencies can cause hair loss, so you may want to get blood tests done if you think supplements may help you get mermaid hair.
Do not use hair brushes. Instead, use wide-toothed combs or fro combs.
by Mermaidologist June 17, 2013
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