a naughty moose

The usage of crayons for sounding.

His dick was pretty small but that didn't stop him from giving himself a naughty moose.

by 69crayons November 21, 2019

Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

by holeyhell June 30, 2012

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.

Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks

by kabelly January 19, 2009

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

The Moose Move

When going down on a girl and the smell is so unbearable that you have to have to plug your nose with your two thumbs while resting your fingers on her inner thighs.

Its purpose is to disguise what you are doing without letting her know when she looks down to see what you are doing.

Dude, it was so bad down there that I had to do "The Moose Move" just to get through it.

by the woo tang clan March 8, 2011

Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.

She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.

by scoopadoop December 22, 2009