An emoji that looks like a moon. If you send this emoji three times to someone via text, then that person will get a message from Molester Moon describing their death in other emojis. For example, if you sent it to your friend and then Molester Moon sent them a chicken, a monkey, two red balloons, and an explosion. Somehow they will die like this. If you are sent these three emoji moons and recieve the way of how you're gonna die, Molester Moon will then visit you in the night and kill you as you were described. He normally shouts "I'm gonna molest you!....Here I come!" multiple times in a row. Molester Moon in real life is as tall as a human but very round, for he is a moon, and he has arms and legs. If you hide in your room and he can't get in because of how big he is, then he'll just leave.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.
Person 1: (sends three moon emojis) Ha! Now you're gonna die!
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*
by MOLESTERMOONBEEYETCH January 21, 2014
Get the Molester Moonmug. A anime series airing in America in 1993 or 1994. It appeals to young girls, and is about girls that magical transform into sailor scouts, or sailor senshi, and fight evil with powers that they posess from thier mother planet. It'll take me forever to explain, so fuck it. God I love this anime.
by Jotaku December 22, 2004
Get the Sailor Moonmug. A mission in which you press your bare ass up against the window of your local Maggie Moo's, stunning the employees, then jump in a car as your friend quickly drives off.
by Steven R. November 22, 2007
Get the maggie moonsmug. "How did you do in the $50 rebuy last night?"
"It was amazing, I Darvin Mooned it. Ended up 3rd for $9k."
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"I can't believe Steve is playing the main event, he doesn't even play poker."
"I know but anything could happen, maybe he'll Darvin Moon it..."
"It was amazing, I Darvin Mooned it. Ended up 3rd for $9k."
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"I can't believe Steve is playing the main event, he doesn't even play poker."
"I know but anything could happen, maybe he'll Darvin Moon it..."
by 2Mannings1Bowl May 3, 2010
Get the Darvin Moonmug. Austin Moon is a fictional pop star from the Disney show, Austin & Ally. His record label is Starr Records. In this show, Austin's best friend is Dez Wade (Calum Worthy) and his songwriter is Ally Dawson (Laura Marano). Austin is played by Ross Lynch.
by Auslly 5EVER April 10, 2015
Get the austin moonmug. Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.
Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!
by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009
Get the Probing The Moonmug. by lighting blaze January 9, 2017
Get the wisteria moonmug.