by KadV October 18, 2008

by Joemama46209 November 29, 2019

When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.
Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010

by just a baby February 18, 2014

It's when your mom's ex boyfriend steals your tv and all of your expensive belongings, and takes a shit on himself while smearing it all over his body. Later....goes to jail for spreading aids and living off welfare to buy things he doesn't deserve.
by Typical CHaz!!!! August 15, 2010

a small mammal that resembles a human, yet has an almost invisible penis. this animal get laid and masterbates too often
by Andrew Scharf April 29, 2003

by Vincent Superfly August 26, 2006
