Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9
The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
by dbhx0311 October 22, 2023
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musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy
Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.
by jesx95 February 10, 2014
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Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.
This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.
by Nork^er January 14, 2019
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just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
by Billy Buddy August 03, 2005
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Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.
She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.
by Snelp December 08, 2017
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Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022
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wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.
by MrsMittens January 30, 2017
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