mittendorf

Fat fucker

Mittendorf you fat tub of shit, show me your floppy tits!

by Glynny August 15, 2003

mittens

My parent's gay cat

Here comes the cat!

by Shoujo Boi November 13, 2003

sex mitten

A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".

"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"

"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"

by shemmin December 5, 2009

dick mittens

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009

minted

a word that describes something or an experience that is 'cool' or 'amazing', usually used like this in Great Britain. In America it has something to do with drugs.
Has no reference to the herb, mint, often used to flavour toothpaste and chewing gum.

That rollercoaster ride was mint!
That top was minted!

by lydia (is mint) July 13, 2004

kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 15, 2006

Mutted

To be punked without doing anything about it - origins of the word comes from San Francisco California

Aye Richard step of the court you weak *Richard steps off court * Awwww Richard You Just Got Mutted For Yo Spot

by illmatic flow June 11, 2013