Mini Moog

He may redline the gator, but he will never be the man. At least he knows who’s cutting wood.

Wig Beld: Hey have you seen the hottie mini moog? Maximom: He’s with lil Scotty becoming the man.

Some squeaker in AP Comp: I got a 4Runner! Moog: Yeah well I have a 4.7 Shit Block that has Quadra-Gay™️

by Maximum Haverdad March 5, 2019

mini me

A name for...

1) a mini replica of yourself.

2) a penis.

1) My mini me is coming right this way.

2) Does my mini me have to be like this? Bad doggie.

by xironanime July 26, 2016

mini me

A little you

Awww your daughter is your mini me

by ellieeee.v June 18, 2018

Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 1, 2020

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

Mini-Sesh

Moderate use of alcohol, a short or small drinking session without over-indulging in alcohol.

I'm only having a Mini-Sesh today, I'm not getting wasted!

He was only in the pub for a hour having a Mini-Sesh!

by Engineer 01 May 5, 2019

mini boss

1) A co-worker who acts like the boss. 2) A beta male who pretends to be an alpha or leader.

The guy at the desk next to me is such a mini boss.

by JohnDoe121 May 26, 2018