Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
by Rallisman February 09, 2024
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pant miner

A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.
Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.
by SkyBlu April 25, 2014
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Hydronic Miner

Shitting on a partners chest or back and then peeing on the pile of shit to break it apart. You have struck gold if a kernel of corn is revealed!!!
Shea served corn on the cob for dinner to his girlfriend knowing damn well she would strike gold tomorrow night when performing his favorite move in the bedroom, the hydronic miner!!!
by MountainMan26! August 04, 2021
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Hydronic Miner

Shitting on a partners chest or back and then peeing on the pile of shit to break it apart. You have struck gold if a kernel of corn is revealed!!!
Shea served corn on the cob for dinner to his girlfriend knowing damn well she would strike gold tomorrow night when performing his favorite move in the bedroom, the hydronic miner!!!
by MountainMan26! August 04, 2021
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Coal Miner Pussy

Word origin: This comes from rural Tennessee through the smokie of NC and up to West Virginia.

A cavernous vagina.

a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.
Man, I just got lost up in that coal miner pussy.

Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.

Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.
by Ultimo Gringo June 22, 2024
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mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth
"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"
by Minge monster February 18, 2016
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