microwave

a compact cooking oven. there is also a joke saying that running a microwave at 3am is the loudest thing in existence

me: i gotta heat my spaghetties
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by уour mum December 16, 2023

Microwave

Owen is a Microwave.

"Did you see owen? "
"You mean the Microwave?"

by ♡That_Thot_Anna♡ October 14, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Microwave Time Clock Based Names Around The Word "'Interruption'" Like Wilfredo Unfortunatly, Ange Jose RObles Knows The Sentence That Induces Interruption<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Microwave Time Clock Based Names Around The Word "'Interruption'" Like Wilfredo Unfortunatly, Ange Jose RObles Knows The Sentence That Induces Interruption<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Microwave

A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"

Some very wise words if I do say so myself.

My microwave has blown up!

Oh no! Is the food ok?

No, you dumbass.

by MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEE May 7, 2023

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

Microwave

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

''Microwave: Stop looking at me or i add 5 minutes.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022