Brighton Michigan

An awesome little city that's fun to hang out in, whether it's at the mill pond (to see afro duck! :D) or the movies, you'll just enjoy it.
Has some pretty cool kids, if you get to know them. Who know how to party any place any time. They aren't all rich snobs.

Person 1: Hey what town is this? It's pretty nice...
Person 2: Dude this is Brighton Michigan, it's pretty cool.

by IDon'tHaveToTellYouMyName,DoI? May 30, 2011

Brighton Michigan

A place where no matter how hard you try you'll never be happy unless you're white, rich, and athletic. Everyone's fake and snobby. If you live here you're either a bitch, a hoe, a douche, or a thirty year old mom with the only accomplishment in her life is her being captain of her cheer team in high school. For the love of God, don't live here.

"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."

by awkwardquesadilla420 May 18, 2020

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

michigan boys

ugly af it’s very rare that you may find a hot michigan boy

eww look at those boys they looks like michigan boys

by ihateeveryonelol January 27, 2021

morenci michigan

Morenci : A back woods little city nestled in the wrist of the great state of michigan. morenci is known for its history of being absolutely insignificant for a city of 2300 people. This quiet little country town is home to many many people who love quiet lives with nothing going on around them, including life. when you ask the locals "whats the best thing about morenci?" the response is always the same "leaving". Morenci a city you will take to heart or pass right buy if you're smart.

"iIheard that if you wanna die a slow boring death you should move to morenci michigan."

by beancreeklegend April 22, 2016

michigan fisherman

When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.

Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.

by Code Bilfgod69420 February 24, 2020

Michigan Pothole

When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.

Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!

Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !

by ud_i2 June 2, 2018