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Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.
I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.
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MeterBeater

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.
"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)
by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004
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methelynedioxymethamphetamine

Chemical name for MDMA, the drug commonly referred to as "ecstacy."
Did you know the real name for E is methelynedioxymethamphetamine?
by Rellik S May 22, 2008
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kim mathers

Kim Mathers- Cannot make up her damn mind about being a good mother and wife or being a coke addicted slut. Marshall needs to help this girl.
by Crystal S April 19, 2006
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meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.
"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"
by K Jacobs May 15, 2007
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creep-o-meter

A meter to determine how much of a creeper you are on facebook and/or twitter
Sam, you need to step up your creeping. Your creep-o-meter is getting pretty low.
by Ryann Bowser March 4, 2011
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Meterosexual

Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
by RockstarRaccoon October 19, 2008
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