Mexican cream puff

Passing gas into your partners mouth as they are giving you a rim job.

Can result is the elusive and magical “El Diablo Azul” if there happens to be some romantic candles (or flames) burning close by for their exhale.

After dinner my partner was so full they barely had room for a Mexican Cream puff that evening.

by Osmodiar September 11, 2021

Robertson Mexican wall

Basically you shag your bitch in doggy style on top off a wall the as ur about to splurge push her off the wall into Mexico she will cry and that's hardcore porn.

Ah g trust that slag was never cheating again man did the Robertson Mexican wall on the ting

by Robertson GBHS 9C July 5, 2017

Hell no, Mexican Joe!

This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.

Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?

Hell no, Mexican Joe!

by meatgel November 13, 2014

Mexican Abortion

When someone eats a large amout of spicy mexican food, resulting in massive diarrhea completely filling the toilet bowl.

Dude I had a ton of those fish tacos from baja fresh, and about ten minutes later I had a crazy mexican abortion.

by G-az April 26, 2011

Mexican teeth

Adult human teeth that are perfectly straight and uniform in size (resembling Chiclets chewing gum), particularly in the bottom jaw, that have remained in the same state since elementary school. Afflicted persons do not have to be Mexican to have Mexican teeth.

"So I like met this hot guy at the club, and when he flashed his geometric line of Mexican teeth I knew he was up on his dental hygiene, and you know what that means!"

by Angela Wallenbrock, MD June 28, 2008

Mexican Pool

1. To aggressively make out with another person for an extended period of time

2. Any romantic exchange with a foreign exchange student

Person 1: Wow, she's been making out with that exchange student for a while, it's like they're having sex with their clothes on.

Person 2: Just playing a bit of Mexican pool.

by Fishnets&G-strings December 13, 2009

Homeless Mexican

Tortilla wrap filled with Blue Cheese and Hot Sauce that is both stinky and spicy in nature. A Homeless Mexican can be enjoyed both hot and cold. The Homeless Mexican was first found on the mean streets of Vallejo California.

Hey buddy after a long night of drinking I could really go for a Homeless Mexican right now!!!!!

by TU Gangstas January 20, 2011