dodge menodge

dodgey as fuck

hey old mate was dodge menodge ay

by dodgey monedgy December 7, 2024

The ET manouvre

When one stretches their cockhole to an enourmous size in order to swollow another person or thing whole.

Matt: Dude did you read that ET fanfic the other day?
Chris: No, why?
Matt: That shit was fucked up they did the ET manouvre and that nigga was swallowed whole.
Chris: Dude that's fucked up.

by Inlaidflyer December 10, 2012

Queen of Menopause

A women who is 50+, and became such a narcissistic peice of shit when they hit the age of 50 because there hormones decided to hate on them. Their partners or husbands mostly refuse to have sex with them when they are a QOM as they treat others especially when they abuse their husbands.

Shes a Queen of Menopause, her husband is probably going to divorce her soon if she cant treat him better.

by NotoriusMocha March 23, 2021

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

The 3D Printer Manouver

When you heat the tip of your penis with a kettle, you cum and shit yourself at the same time, therefore using that steamy cum as glue for 3d printed sculptures.

"I 3d printed a model of my mom last night, painful but worth it....." the 3d printer manouver

by youdontwannaknow222 February 21, 2024