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all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.
all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.
all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
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