A foreign person with a massive cock, usually Mexican and contains the thog part. Thog just really don't care anymore. He will poop on you and make a lot of poop jokes. He is a very hard working person and will make some mean pizzas. He also invented the famous sentence "bruh moment."
Stranger: "Hey, I heard matiathog was in town today."
Stranger 2: "Yes, buckle up because the poop jokes are coming."
Stranger 2: "Yes, buckle up because the poop jokes are coming."
by Mr. Julian May 28, 2019
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A group of people that are commonly found around Universities. Their actions resemble those of nomads, moving between courses, setting up camp outside the classes prior to theirs.
Their main objective in life is to hunt for seats in their present classes.
Under normal circumstances they hunt in packs of 2-5 people, but on rare occassions you can find individuals awaiting the manslaughter that is due thanks to the seat-hunt.
Their main food is provided by Vending Machines and their main intake of H20 is vastly due to the amount of coffee they drink. They seem to follow a number of religions, but the main one seems to be focused on memes and pokemons. Their language is still unknown to man, but sometimes glimpses of them communicating are possible.
Some known terms & phrases are:
"Mufasa" "Pierino" "Lulu" "Non ve lo dico" "No dai ve lo dico" "Credevate veramente che ve lo dico? Ma dai"
It's advised to be careful around them especially at the start of any class.
Their main objective in life is to hunt for seats in their present classes.
Under normal circumstances they hunt in packs of 2-5 people, but on rare occassions you can find individuals awaiting the manslaughter that is due thanks to the seat-hunt.
Their main food is provided by Vending Machines and their main intake of H20 is vastly due to the amount of coffee they drink. They seem to follow a number of religions, but the main one seems to be focused on memes and pokemons. Their language is still unknown to man, but sometimes glimpses of them communicating are possible.
Some known terms & phrases are:
"Mufasa" "Pierino" "Lulu" "Non ve lo dico" "No dai ve lo dico" "Credevate veramente che ve lo dico? Ma dai"
It's advised to be careful around them especially at the start of any class.
"Hey, do you have any idea where Lorenzo is?"
"Lorenzo? Oh, the Magikamper, i heard he got hospitalized after the Sociology seat-hunt last Monday"
"The what?"
"The Magikampers, don't you know? They are defined as freshmens in Uni that set up camp so that they can find a seat in their next class. I heard they are very aggressive especially on rainy days"
"Lorenzo? Oh, the Magikamper, i heard he got hospitalized after the Sociology seat-hunt last Monday"
"The what?"
"The Magikampers, don't you know? They are defined as freshmens in Uni that set up camp so that they can find a seat in their next class. I heard they are very aggressive especially on rainy days"
by pato_499 October 16, 2019
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by CenterMidMadness December 18, 2019
Get the Malikavitch mug.Maaiikah is a SASSY, UPBEAT girl. When your with her you’ll never be bored.She can be a bit much or extra but that’s her personality. They tend to cry a lot but they are still awesome. And I bet their favorite color is darn zebra.
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Maaikah is so sassy
Maaikah is so sassy
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by Ameyu November 10, 2020
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We hope to one day know the true meaning of matrika. Amen
We hope to one day know the true meaning of matrika. Amen
by randomboy032 November 18, 2020
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