When Ones Face Is Smashed In, Or In The Process Of Getting Smashed In. ex: cs, against the glass as children watch helplessly.
Damn bitch got his face manateed. 2:The manatee effect left this huge scar on my face. As seen in the youtube video search (manatee squash)
by Andizzzzzle January 9, 2008
Get the manateed mug.When a manager says "we" to their boss in reference to the work his/her subordinates did that he/she is taking credit for.
Subordinate: "Hey, I finished that project you asked me to do."
Manager: "Thanks, I'll let my boss know. Good work!"
Manager to Manager's Boss: "Hey, look at this thing we made, cool huh?"
Co-worker to Subordinate: "Hey, didn't you write that policy?"
Subordinate: "Yeah, that was a 'managerial we'."
Co-worker: "Snaked by the bossman again!"
Manager: "Thanks, I'll let my boss know. Good work!"
Manager to Manager's Boss: "Hey, look at this thing we made, cool huh?"
Co-worker to Subordinate: "Hey, didn't you write that policy?"
Subordinate: "Yeah, that was a 'managerial we'."
Co-worker: "Snaked by the bossman again!"
by banzai_barracuda November 27, 2013
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a woman who was possibly fathered by a hillbilly backwoods man that's inbred and had sex with many farm animals. The woman is said to seek out affection from any sort of man or woman who is dumb enough to give it the time of day. They usually have sex with anyone and have kids with multiple partners to try and suck money out former men who were dumb enough to "tap that".
"I'm not sure what I slept with, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, it also might have been tucking a penis, that thing is a real manbeast."
by liannalynn January 5, 2014
Get the manbeast mug.A class common to most high schools, which, when signed up for sounds like it would be hella fun, but turns out to be hard as shit. In these classes you learn almost nothing practical, and spend most of your time looking up definitions on urbandictionary, or writing them. These classes suck, you don't learn anything, and you most likely will fail. The programs are boring and uncreative, such as making a fucking mountain *yawn*.
"Man, I just got out of my Business Image Management class, it was so fucking boring."
"Yeah dude I know what you mean, I failed that ho last semester because the programs suck, and are impossible to use. Fuck that class"
"Yeah dude I know what you mean, I failed that ho last semester because the programs suck, and are impossible to use. Fuck that class"
by A bored student March 9, 2009
Get the Business Image Management mug.An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
Get the Federal Emergency Management Agency mug.A girl who assists her high school wrestling team by doing (and not limited to) the following activities:
-Cleaning the mats every day before practice (I had to haul a bucket of water up and down two flights of stairs most of the time to dump out water and refill it with scalding hot water and bleach)
-Washing singlets and jackets (take inventory and organize them too)
-Fetching ice and performing first aid (do this at least ONCE a day)
-Organizing files for coaches
-Keep score (sometimes you have to work a table at a tournament, even if it isn't at your school and those can go for 5 hours, at most 8)
-Keep up with every single thing, including wrestlers' belongings sometimes.
-Be able to change the tape or battery in a video camera in 10 seconds flat.
-Tolerate sexual harassment
-Learn the hand signals of a referee and learn all wrestling moves so you know when the ref missed a take down, reversal, or whatever can get your wrestler more points.
It's not an easy job, but someone has to do it. Don't call us maids either. We handle your records and we can change them!
Warning: Wrestling managers tend to turn increasingly violent, physically stronger, and more balls than the average man. Also known to be able to wrestle very well if they wanted to, but the coaches need them more behind scenes. If approached by one, do NOT demean her position on the wrestling team. She will no doubt do standing peterson roll on you and then a banana split. Trust me, you don't want to know what that is.
It's typically best if managers didn't date wrestlers because if the relationship goes sour, the wrestler's performance might suffer and the girl might quit. Some coaches might even kick off the managers for such behavior. The rules are generally: "If I can't see it and neither of you are getting distracted, then I don't care."
-Cleaning the mats every day before practice (I had to haul a bucket of water up and down two flights of stairs most of the time to dump out water and refill it with scalding hot water and bleach)
-Washing singlets and jackets (take inventory and organize them too)
-Fetching ice and performing first aid (do this at least ONCE a day)
-Organizing files for coaches
-Keep score (sometimes you have to work a table at a tournament, even if it isn't at your school and those can go for 5 hours, at most 8)
-Keep up with every single thing, including wrestlers' belongings sometimes.
-Be able to change the tape or battery in a video camera in 10 seconds flat.
-Tolerate sexual harassment
-Learn the hand signals of a referee and learn all wrestling moves so you know when the ref missed a take down, reversal, or whatever can get your wrestler more points.
It's not an easy job, but someone has to do it. Don't call us maids either. We handle your records and we can change them!
Warning: Wrestling managers tend to turn increasingly violent, physically stronger, and more balls than the average man. Also known to be able to wrestle very well if they wanted to, but the coaches need them more behind scenes. If approached by one, do NOT demean her position on the wrestling team. She will no doubt do standing peterson roll on you and then a banana split. Trust me, you don't want to know what that is.
It's typically best if managers didn't date wrestlers because if the relationship goes sour, the wrestler's performance might suffer and the girl might quit. Some coaches might even kick off the managers for such behavior. The rules are generally: "If I can't see it and neither of you are getting distracted, then I don't care."
Person: What's the point of being a wrestling manager?
Me: So they can focus on their performance and work.
Person: What do you do?
Me: Clean, organize, and keep track of stuff as well as score.
Person: So you're a maid?
Me: ...*throws sweaty singlet in their face* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? I WILL PIN YOUR ASS TO THIS DAMN FLOOR AND CLEAN IT WITH YOUR FACE!
Person: *pwned*
Me: So they can focus on their performance and work.
Person: What do you do?
Me: Clean, organize, and keep track of stuff as well as score.
Person: So you're a maid?
Me: ...*throws sweaty singlet in their face* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? I WILL PIN YOUR ASS TO THIS DAMN FLOOR AND CLEAN IT WITH YOUR FACE!
Person: *pwned*
by Coach Helena's Best Manager May 2, 2009
Get the Wrestling Manager mug.Noun: A female surfer or beach bum who presents herself as easy or promiscuous, but who is actually prudish or unapproachable.
by The blind left-handed abbot February 12, 2007
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