Oh fuck he is just the most
petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and
immature in
everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.
Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of
Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go
break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “
classic Max”