Rock Muncher

An unintelligent person who proverbially "munches rocks". Often a political science major. A rock muncher may try to disguise their rock munching by doing non-rock munching things, such as double majoring - however, do not let this fool you, they ARE a rock muncher.

person a: "Did you know that Josh is a political science major? I didn't realize he was a rock muncher."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."

by williamwallace1234 February 1, 2022

Hood Muncher

A tall lengthy guy he can be light skin or dark skin . He has a nappy Afro or fade has tattoos and sells MJ.

Girl 1: There go Marvin

Girl 2: The Hood Muncher

by RobinLuvs August 26, 2016

baguette muncher

a derogatory term used to refer to someone who originates from france.

look at that baguette muncher

by dapperchaps December 8, 2022

Shadow-Muncher

Verb;
To Shadow-munch – To prey upon a colleague, friend or acquaintance’s previous conquest or conquests.

“Simon stayed at Lucy’s last night”
“Did he? But she’s only just broken up with Paul!”
“I know! Simon’s a right shadow-muncher!!”

by Huff n doback August 19, 2013

jug muncher

When a friend is mooching money, food or drink off of you, the way a young baby would by suckling the tit of its mother.

He keeps drinking all my beer and eating my food, he's being a complete jug muncher.

by turd the wordsmith August 14, 2010

giggle muncher

A person who is annoying but is loved by all in spite of their annoying/dumbness/ randomness.

=PPPPP

but is amazing duh haa.

you are such a giggle muncher.

by Riotgirl9492 March 12, 2008

cunt muncher

A lesbian, as in one who performs cunnilingus. Of course, that could be a man as well as a woman, but I've only ever heard it used to describe a lesbian.

'Don't even bother asking her out. She's a cunt muncher'

by David Kirchner May 10, 2006