muddy bite

An act of retaliation when you go down on someone’s bootyhole and they haven’t properly cleaned. A simple bite right on the anal entry teaches the individual that they need to properly clean next time.

I went to lick his bussy and i felt a dingleberrry, so i gave him a muddy bite to let him know.

by Thedirtymonster April 4, 2023

Muddy Volcano

When you are having rough Anal sex until the person receiving it has to diarrhea. When the diarrhea comes the person does a handstand shooting poop all over, looking like a Volcano

Girl: Hey babe I need to poop
Boy: Do a handstand I wanna see a muddy Volcano

by Guacamole Weiner Jew June 25, 2020

Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017

Muddy Goldstein

When your nose accidentally goes into a chicks asshole while 69ing.

I was face deep in a hair box and she sat up and i gave her a muddy Goldstein

by pallet187/NsZ77 May 27, 2013

Muddy Snowball

When two men are doing anal and the top pulls out, cumming on the bottom’s balls.

I wished I cleaned myself better because that bastard muddy snowballed me and now my sheets are stained with shit and cum.

by Dr. NerdDare May 18, 2018

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.

We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.

by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017