mohammed

mohammed

mohammed

by kekkskskkekkeekekke July 30, 2023

Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

Hamdan mohammed

Pretends to be straight but is secretly gay he makes Mohammed Obaid kiss his penis and ass

Hamdan Mohammed made Mohammed Obaid eat his dick and ass

by NiggerHamdan January 31, 2023

Mohammed Abdal

A totally kick ass dude, a hott musician, lovable, sweetheart, obviously pleases the ladies. rare and daring.

Osama: did you see that i totally got that girls number.
Jihad: oh wow, dude you just pulled a mohammed Abdal.. *high fives*

by Mellow nugget December 28, 2010

Mohamed Reefath

He hides all pains and shows a smiling face to everyone. Feels like already dead but truth is always bitter. Loves to be alone always and won't trust about relationships. Always gets disappointed by expectations and still wont stop loving and expectations. Its hard to be reefath....

Mohamed reefath defines dignity

by Albert albu November 25, 2021

Mohammed

Mohammed is the one. A Mohammed is just that one guy that everyone barely knows but loves him all the same. A Mohammed pulls hundreds of females a minute, this is something he cannot control.

Wow did you see that Mohammed?
No but I love him

by thechunkster53 November 16, 2022

Mohammed

An absulute God and an extraordinary savant.

A: this guy's name must be Mohammed
B: why?
A:don't you see that, he insanely cool

by NotMohammed090 November 22, 2021