Detective Mittens

A scary fucking cat.

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!

by writergirljds December 7, 2011

swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.

dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night

by greenbay fann November 12, 2011

Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.

It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.

by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017

The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.

"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".

by BaldWilly June 25, 2019

Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.

John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.

by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019

RJ Mitte

The breakout star from the AMC series "Breaking Bad", who went full method for the role and everything!

brad: yo the actor who plays walt jr is really good at playing a crip
chad: yeah, thats RJ Mitte, he's a crip irl.

by characteranals November 26, 2019

Walter Mitty

A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt

Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace

by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018