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Milo

Milo is a player. If you ever get stuck with him, don’t be hypnotized by his hot smile or magnetic personality. He will play you because he is still obsessed with the same girl.
Girl 1: “Omg! Look at that handsome beast over there? Who is he?

Girl 2: “Oh. That’s milo. He’s fucked about 100 girls then ghosted them. I say stay away.
by Hotgirl6869 November 22, 2021
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Milo

A person that exhibits snake behavior.
Milo is such a snake!
by Milo's Loving GF April 15, 2024
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Milo

Milo is a person who hides his emotions. They doesn't have a lot of friends but doesn't care.

Born depressed, has anxiety issues.
Not close to their father.

Born to be an depressed enby hoe.
Guy 1 : Who is this weird hottie ?
Guy 2 : Oh, yeah Milo is a weirdo...
Guy 1 : A hot weirdo.
by Milobscene November 21, 2021
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A trans guy how is good at art plays piano and has bad abandonment issues is clingy will love you with all his heart and won’t leave you is a good person and is hard on himself
Milo is a great artist
by Gayguy_bread32 December 30, 2022
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Milo From Sweden

Bit of a crackhead. Can be funny at times. Sometimes a bit annoying. For unknown reasons, has a bird costume in his wardrobe. Never been questioned. One time, he actually pulled girls using the costume on Omegle.
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.

Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.

His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.

His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.

13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.

Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.

Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)
"Hey did you hear from Milo From Sweden today?"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"
by 2 Concerned Guardians August 14, 2021
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Milo

-Complaining due to a lack of understanding of a joke or not being invited to the function.

-Making the single most toxic apology known to man which isn’t even an apology and is just attacking everyone.

-Lying about self improvement for sympathy points before retiring to the status quo.

-Posting triggering jokes intentionally to garner attention and then throwing a whole ass fucking tantrum when you get what you want.
“Guys can you please not say that it’s really triggering.”

“You’re milo-ing so hard right now dude”
by EnVallion July 15, 2023
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This guy simultaneously loves dick and is in denial of his short stature
Bro, Milo is such a cockmunkle shortflake
by Mellow Tshirt May 17, 2022
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