London Sasquatch

Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed

Hey bro sorry about your grandma

Don't worry she got her dying wish

Really? What was it

Doing the old London sasquatch on her

by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016

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london hymas

london hymas is an awesome girl! she is an actual icon and is always the first to do dumb stuff. this is a girl who whole heartedly believes in the Avril Lavigne conspirousy theaory. she is at the center of a lot of drama and she doesn’t know what half of it is. mostly friend drama. she is an amazing therapist.

girl one: hey did you see london hymas
girl two: oh ya! she’s a real icon!

by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018

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London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

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London Switcheroo

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.

Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"

by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018

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London Delgado

London Delgado is the World’s Most Awesome Person!! She is also the most beautiful person in the entire world and the most Talented!! She is also very nice, humble, sweet, funny, loving, caring, cool, and everything wonderful about the world!!

Wow!! She’s so Beautiful!! She’s a London Delgado!!

by The Most Awesome Person! February 9, 2019

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