London Language

It's the language used from only the best native english speakers.

It sounds something like that:
>Mine is the spokeing of the good london language<

or if you ask for direction on street as example:
>Can you shouldn't had done to showing mine the directioning to the place I would have liking to went<

by Thespookynocturnal July 4, 2018

london system

A chess opening where white gets the same position everytime. High skill floor low skill ceiling used by noobs alot

Some random guy plays london system
"What a noob"

by Braden_aka_me September 15, 2023

London Fog

Cumming on your partner's face/forehead/eyes while your balls are still in his/her mouth.

My wife is so GGG. On my birthday, she let me give her the London fog.

by Ta2Demon June 3, 2019

london hymas

london hymas is an awesome girl! she is an actual icon and is always the first to do dumb stuff. this is a girl who whole heartedly believes in the Avril Lavigne conspirousy theaory. she is at the center of a lot of drama and she doesn’t know what half of it is. mostly friend drama. she is an amazing therapist.

girl one: hey did you see london hymas
girl two: oh ya! she’s a real icon!

by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018

London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

London on the track

Hot and spicy diharrea

After the food festival i had bountiful amounts of london on the track

by daddydeals May 15, 2023

London Bridge

Usually a FFM sex position where the man lays down and the other partners sit on either end of him holding each other's arms.

This London Bridge is NOT falling down.

by SoulDoc July 16, 2020