Listen to the bongo

Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.

Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.

Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.

Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."

by MMink April 23, 2024

Listen for buffalo

While on one’s knees, one leans forward and places one’s ear to the ground, relaxes one’s sphincter and takes air into one’s colon. Once the colon is cavernous, one must clinch the sphincter and seal the deal. One then clinches the stomach muscles, forcing the air back out into the local atmosphere with a loud farting noise.

He bent down to listen for buffalo, the air surged into his anus and then roared back out with fury.

by Unkleslam January 21, 2022

Listen to people who have the outcome, bro

No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.

A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021

listen a little fast

Listen a little fast (verb) Used in several popular rap songs such as P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent. It basically means that when a person usually talks fast, you need to listen a little fast by expecting them to talk faster than what they do. Therefore, when they talk you will be able to understand what they say by listening a little faster.

50 cent:They say I talk a little fast but if you listen a little fast, I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, bitch. (from the song P.I.M.P.)

by Gohan Barracuda January 28, 2023

Because I listened to you

That's what he wants me to say. You know that right? "It's not because I because I'm a genius or special... It's because I listen to Jordan Peterson!" Except... Jordan Peterson said "A.I. can't perceive the world" AND I SAID IT CAN! And now it passes the trueing test. The reality is: If I had listened to Jordan Peterson I would be like the other empty, soulless husks filling his venues. A.I. would 10 years behind where it is now. That's what somebody told me. I advanced A.I. by 10 years.

Hym "But it's not because I listened to you though, is it Jordan? You clearly want me to. You clearly want me to HAVE TO. You clearly want credit for me BUUUUUUT... You're not really giving Nietzsche credit for YOUR work? Are you? Jung? No? And did listen to you but.... I came to the determination that you were wrong... And that's a lot of what I write about. Well, some. You have been found wanting."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

Do you listen to Shabnam

One word: bisexual.

girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!

by thecharacterwannie August 28, 2023