wet lettuce

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.
When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce
by Gvaldez August 03, 2009
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hippie lettuce

slang for weed used by non-habitual smokers, since hippies are associated with weed in fact hippies are seen as being all about weed, to the point that weed to hippies would be as lettuce is to health conscious, tax paying, blue blooded Americans. Consumed daily it keeps your system 'clean'
I'm getting some hippie lettuce for the Patti Labelle concert, it's gonna rock!
by doogiehowzit July 04, 2009
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clit lettuce

Excess skin in and around the vagina.
I done tore that bitch up, now all she's got is clit lettuce.
by Beef Brady January 16, 2003
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dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.
"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"
by L.Patanjo July 02, 2004
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lettuce sandwich

Bore or boring.

There's nothing more boring than a lettuce sandwich.
Don't lettuce sandwich me.
by ate your baby October 29, 2011
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Hot Lettuce

When you find something random (preferably food) really attractive.
A: Why are you just staring at that sandwich?
B: Have you ever thought about how hot food can be?
A: Hot as in 'hot' hot. No.

B: Shame, because this is some Hot Lettuce.
by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 August 29, 2016
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Baby Lettuce

N. The anal opening of a person under the age of consent; it is a reference to the slang term tossing the salad
Man, I was everywhere on her. I gave her baby lettuce a pound of tongue, and made her cum twice.
by HaydenX August 29, 2007
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