You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

Learn The Word

When you visit urban dictionary to learn the new word of the day.

Bob: "Did you Learn The Word?"

Andy: "Yeah I learned"

by digitalfabric November 9, 2018

Learns

To teach or show how to do

Relax joe I'll learns you how to do this

by salty.t August 5, 2020

Learn

I mean, you say that but you're still just doing what you're doing.

Hym "I mean, yeah, you don't ever seem to learn do you? It's weird that you can acknowledge that what you're doing isn't working yet still you persist. But that's fine. If you won't learn your lesson on your own, the child-murder will teach you."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Brookvale Groby learning Campus

A school with slaggy year sevens, boys who think their hard, sketty bitches that skive the go vape in the humanities toilets and people shag in the bushes

Mr king -' hey babe do you go to Brookvale Groby learning campus because I would love to tap that! '
You - no you fucking nonce

by GayBitch1010 February 6, 2022

i learned this back in nom

What happens in nom stays in nom

I through a blanket on the dog and he said I learned this back in nom

by Vietnam November 11, 2017

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

by felixh November 30, 2016