landon is 𝕒 fucking idiot who is gay. he likes peen up the butt. he can turn any straight guy gay after 𝕒 few minutes alone ;). he is still in the closet though so he acts like he’s straight by acting like 𝕒 fuckboy. but he is also the most annoying person ever and smells like shit.
person 1: omg did u smell landon morris?
person 2: yea i thought i was going to die , he smells like shit.
person 2: yea i thought i was going to die , he smells like shit.
by nebby December 04, 2019
A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.
Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!
by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019
by Miguel 847593848 November 05, 2018
Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.
by BigVick10 February 01, 2019
by jedgard October 15, 2021
The best couple there is in the world Maggie is always sad and Landon is always there for her when Landon is ever sad Maggie is always there for him they love each other a lot and are the perfect couple
by ❤️MAGGIE❤️ June 13, 2018
LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA
Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew
Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better
Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h
Charli Damelio: bye chase
Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER
chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF
STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...
Charli Damelio: ew
Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better
Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h
Charli Damelio: bye chase
Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER
chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF
STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...
by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 11, 2022